Wutai Pitcher

WutaiReno: “What are we doing way out here in the middle of nowhere?”

Elena: “We’re taking our vacation and resting up from our work.”

Reno: “Now our vacation is ruined.”

Elena: “B, but…”

Rude: “…even the booze tastes bad now.”


  • 1 750-ml. bottle of rum (approx. 3 cups)
  • 32 fl. oz. pineapple juice
  • 16 fl. oz. orange juice
  • 4 fl. oz. pomegranate juice
  • 1 liter sparkling water
  • Pineapple chunks
  • Maraschino cherries
  • Fresh limes, cut into wedges

Combine rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and pomegranate juice in a one-gallon pitcher. Add sparkling water and stir well.

Pour over ice and add a squeeze of lime. Spear pineapple chunks and cherries on cocktail umbrellas for garnish.

Makes about 14 one-cup servings.

Per serving: 159 calories, 12 g. carbs, 7 mg. sodium, 155 mg. potassium, 16 g. alcohol